2013-01-28
Original: 2013-01-28 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man with brown hair and glasses sits in an armchair beside a young boy with red hair, who looks worried with a hand near his mouth.
Man: ALTHOUGH, THERE ARE LEGENDS OF RARE HUMAN BEINGS WHO HAVE ONLY ONE PENIS, RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THEIR LEGS. IN MYTHOLOGY, THEY ARE CALLED "WIENERCLOPS."
Caption below comic: It's important to make your children feel special.
Votey:
A woman with glasses and a man lie together in bed.
Woman: WE SHOULD'VE MADE OUR LAST NAME WIENERCLOPS.
Man: AND NOW IT'S TOO LATE.
A man with brown hair and glasses sits in an armchair beside a young boy with red hair, who looks worried with a hand near his mouth.
Man: ALTHOUGH, THERE ARE LEGENDS OF RARE HUMAN BEINGS WHO HAVE ONLY ONE PENIS, RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THEIR LEGS. IN MYTHOLOGY, THEY ARE CALLED "WIENERCLOPS."
Caption below comic: It's important to make your children feel special.
Votey:
A woman with glasses and a man lie together in bed.
Woman: WE SHOULD'VE MADE OUR LAST NAME WIENERCLOPS.
Man: AND NOW IT'S TOO LATE.
Alt text
A man with glasses sits in an armchair next to a worried-looking red-haired boy. The man says: "Although, there are legends of rare human beings who have only one penis, right in the middle of their legs. In mythology, they are called 'Wienerclops.'" A caption beneath reads: "It's important to make your children feel special." The joke plays on cyclops mythology, implying everyone else has multiple penises so the single-penised boy is the rare special one. Votey aftercomic: a woman with glasses lies in bed beside a man. She says, "We should've made our last name Wienerclops." He replies, "And now it's too late."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.