2012-06-05
Original: 2012-06-05 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1: A man in a red bodysuit with a helmet stands inside a glowing chamber labeled "TIME."
Man in time chamber: "I want to see what future humans look like! Since only the fittest reproduce, I bet we'll all be musclebound supergeniuses."
Panel 2: A banner reads "10,000 YEARS LATER..." A future human with blue hair speaks to the time traveler (red-haired, seen from behind).
Future human: "We're basically the same, except 95% of us have a condom-breaking mechanism on our penises."
Votey:
A woman: "Why does he need a helmet?"
A bearded man: "So time doesn't hit him!"
Man in time chamber: "I want to see what future humans look like! Since only the fittest reproduce, I bet we'll all be musclebound supergeniuses."
Panel 2: A banner reads "10,000 YEARS LATER..." A future human with blue hair speaks to the time traveler (red-haired, seen from behind).
Future human: "We're basically the same, except 95% of us have a condom-breaking mechanism on our penises."
Votey:
A woman: "Why does he need a helmet?"
A bearded man: "So time doesn't hit him!"
Alt text
A two-panel comic. Panel 1: A man in a red bodysuit and helmet stands inside a glowing chamber labeled "TIME," pointing as he speaks: "I want to see what future humans look like! Since only the fittest reproduce, I bet we'll all be musclebound supergeniuses." Panel 2: A banner reads "10,000 YEARS LATER..." The time traveler (red-haired, viewed from behind) faces a blue-haired future human who says: "We're basically the same, except 95% of us have a condom-breaking mechanism on our penises." The joke: evolution selects not for strength or intelligence but for reproduction itself, so humans evolved to defeat birth control. Votey aftercomic: A woman asks, "Why does he need a helmet?" and a bearded man answers, "So time doesn't hit him!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.