2012-05-24
Original: 2012-05-24 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel):
Mother (a woman with glasses, in a blue shirt, sitting on a couch beside a younger girl): "ACTUALLY, WAIT. THIS TALK WILL BE A LOT SHORTER IF I JUST LIST THE THINGS THAT DON'T EVER GO INTO OR COME OUT OF VAGINAS."
The girl (in a yellow shirt) sits on the couch holding a green book titled "YOUR BODY," looking uncomfortable.
Caption below the panel: Mom pondered for 5 minutes, stood up, said "good luck," and left.
Votey:
The girl (now drawn in a loose hand-sketched style): "BUT WHAT ABOUT-"
Mother (off-panel, in a speech bubble): "YES."
Mother (a woman with glasses, in a blue shirt, sitting on a couch beside a younger girl): "ACTUALLY, WAIT. THIS TALK WILL BE A LOT SHORTER IF I JUST LIST THE THINGS THAT DON'T EVER GO INTO OR COME OUT OF VAGINAS."
The girl (in a yellow shirt) sits on the couch holding a green book titled "YOUR BODY," looking uncomfortable.
Caption below the panel: Mom pondered for 5 minutes, stood up, said "good luck," and left.
Votey:
The girl (now drawn in a loose hand-sketched style): "BUT WHAT ABOUT-"
Mother (off-panel, in a speech bubble): "YES."
Alt text
A mother with glasses in a blue shirt sits on a couch next to her young daughter, who wears a yellow shirt and clutches a green book titled "YOUR BODY" with a worried expression. The mother says: "Actually, wait. This talk will be a lot shorter if I just list the things that DON'T ever go into or come out of vaginas." A caption underneath reads: Mom pondered for 5 minutes, stood up, said "good luck," and left. In the votey (an extra panel drawn in rough sketch style), the daughter begins to ask "But what about-" and the mother, off-panel, cuts her off with: "Yes." The joke is that the answer to any question the daughter could possibly ask is, exhaustingly, yes.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.