2012-05-30
Original: 2012-05-30 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
A hand-drawn line graph. The vertical axis is labeled "CREEPINESS". The horizontal axis is labeled "TIME SPENT STARING AT A WOMAN'S BREASTS".
The curve rises and falls through several labeled regions, each annotated with a color-coded label and an arrow pointing to a part of the curve:
"ACCEPTABLE" (blue) — points to the low early portion of the curve.
"UNCOMFORTABLE" (teal) — points to where the curve begins climbing.
"YOU'RE A CREEP" (green) — points to the first plateau/peak.
"SIR? SIR, DID YOU HAVE A STROKE?" (yellow) — points to the dip after the first peak.
"HOLY SHIT A MAN DIED STARING AT MY TITS." (red) — points to the final steep upward spike at the far right.
Votey:
A cartoon gravestone sitting in grass. The inscription reads: "HE DIED AS HE LIVED: OGLING".
The curve rises and falls through several labeled regions, each annotated with a color-coded label and an arrow pointing to a part of the curve:
"ACCEPTABLE" (blue) — points to the low early portion of the curve.
"UNCOMFORTABLE" (teal) — points to where the curve begins climbing.
"YOU'RE A CREEP" (green) — points to the first plateau/peak.
"SIR? SIR, DID YOU HAVE A STROKE?" (yellow) — points to the dip after the first peak.
"HOLY SHIT A MAN DIED STARING AT MY TITS." (red) — points to the final steep upward spike at the far right.
Votey:
A cartoon gravestone sitting in grass. The inscription reads: "HE DIED AS HE LIVED: OGLING".
Alt text
A hand-drawn line graph titled with axes "CREEPINESS" (vertical) versus "TIME SPENT STARING AT A WOMAN'S BREASTS" (horizontal). The curve passes through color-coded, arrow-labeled zones that escalate with time spent staring: "ACCEPTABLE" (low, early), "UNCOMFORTABLE" (rising), "YOU'RE A CREEP" (a peak), "SIR? SIR, DID YOU HAVE A STROKE?" (a dip, as if the prolonged stare looks like a medical emergency), and finally a steep spike off the top labeled "HOLY SHIT A MAN DIED STARING AT MY TITS." The joke: creepiness keeps escalating until the man literally dies still staring. Votey: a cartoon gravestone in grass inscribed "HE DIED AS HE LIVED: OGLING."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.