2012-02-26
Original: 2012-02-26 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A bald, shirtless older man with grey hair on the sides of his head and chest hair, looking annoyed.
Man: DAMMIT! I'VE HAD ANOTHER ERECTION! BRING ME A GIANT HAT SO IT'LL TAKE ALL MY BLOOD JUST TO HOLD IT UP.
Panel 2:
Caption box: LATER...
The same man, now dressed as the Pope in elaborate papal robes and a tall pointed mitre (the giant hat), stands at a balcony window with his arms raised triumphantly, smiling to a crowd below.
Votey:
A man's face, looking glum, with a speech bubble.
Man: MY HANDS WON'T BEHAVE. BRING ME MY SCEPTER!
A bald, shirtless older man with grey hair on the sides of his head and chest hair, looking annoyed.
Man: DAMMIT! I'VE HAD ANOTHER ERECTION! BRING ME A GIANT HAT SO IT'LL TAKE ALL MY BLOOD JUST TO HOLD IT UP.
Panel 2:
Caption box: LATER...
The same man, now dressed as the Pope in elaborate papal robes and a tall pointed mitre (the giant hat), stands at a balcony window with his arms raised triumphantly, smiling to a crowd below.
Votey:
A man's face, looking glum, with a speech bubble.
Man: MY HANDS WON'T BEHAVE. BRING ME MY SCEPTER!
Alt text
A two-panel comic. Panel 1: a bald, shirtless, annoyed older man shouts, "Dammit! I've had another erection! Bring me a giant hat so it'll take all my blood just to hold it up." Panel 2, captioned "Later...": the same man now appears as the Pope, wearing elaborate robes and a tall pointed mitre (the giant hat), arms raised triumphantly at a balcony window addressing a crowd. The joke implies the Pope's giant hat exists to redirect blood away from his erections. Votey (bonus panel): the same glum man says, "My hands won't behave. Bring me my scepter!" implying the papal scepter serves a similar distracting purpose.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.