2012-02-23
Original: 2012-02-23 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A person with dark hair and round glasses (the comic's caption calls them "Dr. Lee") stands at a lectern, holding a piece of chalk and gesturing.
Dr. Lee: "AND, AS WE CAN SEE HERE, NOT ALL CONSTANTS ARE MULTIPLES OF TEN AND SEVERAL OBJECTS ARE NEITHER SPHERES NOR POINTS."
Caption (below panel): Dr. Lee proves that God is not a physicist.
Votey:
Title text at top: "NOR A BIOLOGIST:"
A person speaks in a speech bubble.
Speaker: "ALSO, THE UNIVERSE INVOLVES MATH."
Caption (below panel): *AUTHOR'S NOTE: BURN!
A person with dark hair and round glasses (the comic's caption calls them "Dr. Lee") stands at a lectern, holding a piece of chalk and gesturing.
Dr. Lee: "AND, AS WE CAN SEE HERE, NOT ALL CONSTANTS ARE MULTIPLES OF TEN AND SEVERAL OBJECTS ARE NEITHER SPHERES NOR POINTS."
Caption (below panel): Dr. Lee proves that God is not a physicist.
Votey:
Title text at top: "NOR A BIOLOGIST:"
A person speaks in a speech bubble.
Speaker: "ALSO, THE UNIVERSE INVOLVES MATH."
Caption (below panel): *AUTHOR'S NOTE: BURN!
Alt text
A person with dark hair and round glasses stands at a lectern holding chalk, mid-lecture. Their speech bubble reads: "And, as we can see here, not all constants are multiples of ten and several objects are neither spheres nor points." The caption beneath reads: "Dr. Lee proves that God is not a physicist" — a jab at physicists' habit of idealizing the world into round numbers, perfect spheres, and point masses. In the votey (aftercomic), drawn in rough black-and-white sketch style, a header reads "Nor a biologist:" and a smiling person says, "Also, the universe involves math." The bottom caption reads "*Author's note: BURN!" — ribbing the stereotype that biologists dislike math.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.