2011-11-11
Original: 2011-11-11 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1: A woman with orange hair embraces a man near a staircase in a dimly lit room.
Woman: "I can't sleep with you... I'm concerned you'd lose too much respect for me."
Panel 2: The man, smiling.
Man: "Well, I can't sleep with you... I'm concerned you'd gain too much respect for me."
Panel 3: A close-up of the woman's face, looking intrigued.
Panel 4: The two of them lying in bed together afterward, both smiling, the man shirtless.
Man: "Concern averted."
Votey:
The woman, drowsy in bed.
Woman: "Do you still respect me-"
Man (offscreen / asleep): "Zzz..."
Woman: "I can't sleep with you... I'm concerned you'd lose too much respect for me."
Panel 2: The man, smiling.
Man: "Well, I can't sleep with you... I'm concerned you'd gain too much respect for me."
Panel 3: A close-up of the woman's face, looking intrigued.
Panel 4: The two of them lying in bed together afterward, both smiling, the man shirtless.
Man: "Concern averted."
Votey:
The woman, drowsy in bed.
Woman: "Do you still respect me-"
Man (offscreen / asleep): "Zzz..."
Alt text
A four-panel comic. Panel 1: an orange-haired woman embraces a man by a staircase and says, "I can't sleep with you... I'm concerned you'd lose too much respect for me." Panel 2: the man smiles and replies, "Well, I can't sleep with you... I'm concerned you'd gain too much respect for me." Panel 3: a close-up of the woman looking intrigued. Panel 4: the two lie in bed together afterward, both grinning, and the man says, "Concern averted." Votey: the sleepy woman in bed begins to ask, "Do you still respect me-" but is answered only by snoring: "Zzz..."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.