2011-10-11
Original: 2011-10-11 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1: A helicopter pilot (a woman in a green flight suit and headset, holding binoculars) flies near a coastline. On the sandy beach, the word "HELP" is spelled out.
Panel 2: The helicopter descends toward the beach, where the letters spelling "HELP" lie scattered as sticks/logs on the sand.
Panel 3: Close-up: the helicopter has crashed nose-down, its rotor mast snapped, sinking into a giant red mouth full of large white teeth (the "beach" is revealed to be a monster).
Panel 4: Inside the cockpit, the pilot is wide-eyed and terrified, hair disheveled.
Pilot: "AAAAAH.!"
Panel 5: Wide shot of the water: what appeared to be a forested island is actually the back of an enormous green fish/monster, jaws open with rows of teeth, having lured and swallowed the helicopter.
Panel 6: Scene shift to two people standing close in dim light. A brown-haired man gestures toward a woman in a green shirt who looks skeptical/unimpressed.
Man: "I KNOW I'M A JERK, BUT I COULD BE A GOOD PERSON... IF I WERE WITH YOU."
Votey:
A close-up of the same man's head, speaking.
Man: "YOU'RE COOL WITH CHEATING, RIGHT?"
Panel 2: The helicopter descends toward the beach, where the letters spelling "HELP" lie scattered as sticks/logs on the sand.
Panel 3: Close-up: the helicopter has crashed nose-down, its rotor mast snapped, sinking into a giant red mouth full of large white teeth (the "beach" is revealed to be a monster).
Panel 4: Inside the cockpit, the pilot is wide-eyed and terrified, hair disheveled.
Pilot: "AAAAAH.!"
Panel 5: Wide shot of the water: what appeared to be a forested island is actually the back of an enormous green fish/monster, jaws open with rows of teeth, having lured and swallowed the helicopter.
Panel 6: Scene shift to two people standing close in dim light. A brown-haired man gestures toward a woman in a green shirt who looks skeptical/unimpressed.
Man: "I KNOW I'M A JERK, BUT I COULD BE A GOOD PERSON... IF I WERE WITH YOU."
Votey:
A close-up of the same man's head, speaking.
Man: "YOU'RE COOL WITH CHEATING, RIGHT?"
Alt text
A six-panel comic. A woman helicopter pilot spots the word "HELP" spelled out on a beach and descends to investigate. As she lands, the letters turn out to be scattered sticks, and the "beach" is actually a giant monster's mouth full of teeth that swallows her crashing helicopter. She screams "AAAAAH.!" A wide shot reveals what looked like a forested island was really a huge green fish-monster that lured prey with the fake distress sign. The comic then cuts to a man telling an unimpressed woman, "I know I'm a jerk, but I could be a good person... if I were with you" — drawing a parallel between the monster's lure and his manipulative line. In the votey aftercomic, a close-up of the same man adds, "You're cool with cheating, right?"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.