2011-10-27
Original: 2011-10-27 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man with glasses and dark hair, wearing a green shirt, holds a sheet of paper and reads from it to a woman with long brown hair in a blue shirt, who looks skeptical and unimpressed.
Man: "ACCORDING TO SCIENCE, WOMEN SHOULD PERFORM FELLATIO AT LEAST TWICE A DAY."
Caption below panel: Best decision ever: Changing my last name to Science.
Votey:
Close-up of the man, now looking smug and gesturing with his hand to his face.
Man: "YOU'RE BEING ANTI-SCIENCE."
A man with glasses and dark hair, wearing a green shirt, holds a sheet of paper and reads from it to a woman with long brown hair in a blue shirt, who looks skeptical and unimpressed.
Man: "ACCORDING TO SCIENCE, WOMEN SHOULD PERFORM FELLATIO AT LEAST TWICE A DAY."
Caption below panel: Best decision ever: Changing my last name to Science.
Votey:
Close-up of the man, now looking smug and gesturing with his hand to his face.
Man: "YOU'RE BEING ANTI-SCIENCE."
Alt text
A man with glasses and dark hair in a green shirt holds up a sheet of paper, reading aloud to an unimpressed, skeptical woman with long brown hair in a blue shirt. He says, "According to science, women should perform fellatio at least twice a day." The caption beneath reads: "Best decision ever: Changing my last name to Science." The joke is that the man legally changed his surname to "Science" so he can invoke "science" self-servingly. In the votey aftercomic, a close-up shows the same man looking smug and gesturing as he insists, "You're being anti-science."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.