ohyesrobot.ordoliberal.com

2011-09-16

Original: 2011-09-16 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1 (single panel):
Two green-skinned zombies are crouched over human bodies, feeding on them. A blond zombie on the right speaks.
Blond zombie: "YOU'RE EATING DUDES? GAYYYY."

Caption below the panel: "I'm beginning to regret zombifying that frat boy."

Votey:
A close-up of a frowning man speaking to another person whose profile is at the right edge of the panel.
Frowning man: "IT'S HIPPOCAMPUS, NOT HOMOCAMPUS."

Alt text

A single-panel comic shows two green-skinned zombies crouched over and feeding on human corpses in a dim room. The zombie on the left, with brown hair, gnaws on a body while a pale-faced victim looks on. The blond zombie on the right pauses from his own meal and says, "You're eating dudes? Gayyyy." A caption beneath the panel reads: "I'm beginning to regret zombifying that frat boy." The joke is that even after becoming a flesh-eating zombie, the frat boy still polices others with homophobic taunts. Votey (a small bonus panel): a close-up of a frowning man scolding someone off-panel, saying, "It's hippocampus, not homocampus" — mishearing a brain-anatomy term as a homophobic slur.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.