2011-08-23
Original: 2011-08-23 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Caption (top banner): THERE IS ONLY ONE DAY IN YOUR LIFE WHEN YOUR AGE = 2 · (YOUR KID'S AGE) + 0.75. MAKE THE MOST OF IT.
Panel 1:
Older man (balding, glasses, green shirt, pointing at a younger man with reddish hair): WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, I WAS DOIN' YOUR MOM!
Votey:
The younger man (with reddish/flame-like hair, shown from the front): I FLEW HOME FOR THIS? I THOUGHT YOU WERE DYING.
Older man (off-panel, in a separate speech bubble): BURN!
Panel 1:
Older man (balding, glasses, green shirt, pointing at a younger man with reddish hair): WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, I WAS DOIN' YOUR MOM!
Votey:
The younger man (with reddish/flame-like hair, shown from the front): I FLEW HOME FOR THIS? I THOUGHT YOU WERE DYING.
Older man (off-panel, in a separate speech bubble): BURN!
Alt text
A red-orange caption banner reads: "There is only one day in your life when your age = 2 · (your kid's age) + 0.75. Make the most of it." Below, an older balding man with glasses and a green shirt points emphatically at a younger man with reddish hair (seen from behind) and shouts, "When I was your age, I was doin' your mom!" Votey: The younger man, now facing forward with a flat, unimpressed expression, says "I flew home for this? I thought you were dying." The father, off-panel, replies in a separate bubble, "Burn!" — treating his own crude joke as a victorious comeback rather than realizing his son is exasperated.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.