2011-08-19
Original: 2011-08-19 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Woman (holding a steaming cup): WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
Man: IT'S HERBAL TEA! IT'S BASICALLY THE SAME AS TEA, BUT BETTER FOR YOU.
Panel 2:
Woman: YEAH, EXCEPT IT'S MADE FROM COMPLETELY DIFFERENT EVERYTHING.
Man: IT'S SIMILAR! IT'S A HOT DRINK IN A CUP! IT'S EVEN CALLED TEA!
(The woman frowns, unconvinced.)
Panel 3:
Caption banner: LATER
(The woman and man are in bed together.)
Woman: AHH, THAT WAS GOOD.
Man: WHAT WAS GOOD? WE HAVEN'T EVEN-
Woman: I LOVE HERBAL SEX!
Votey:
(Close-up of the smiling woman.)
Woman: GOODNIGHT! I HERBAL LOVE YOU!
Woman (holding a steaming cup): WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
Man: IT'S HERBAL TEA! IT'S BASICALLY THE SAME AS TEA, BUT BETTER FOR YOU.
Panel 2:
Woman: YEAH, EXCEPT IT'S MADE FROM COMPLETELY DIFFERENT EVERYTHING.
Man: IT'S SIMILAR! IT'S A HOT DRINK IN A CUP! IT'S EVEN CALLED TEA!
(The woman frowns, unconvinced.)
Panel 3:
Caption banner: LATER
(The woman and man are in bed together.)
Woman: AHH, THAT WAS GOOD.
Man: WHAT WAS GOOD? WE HAVEN'T EVEN-
Woman: I LOVE HERBAL SEX!
Votey:
(Close-up of the smiling woman.)
Woman: GOODNIGHT! I HERBAL LOVE YOU!
Alt text
A four-panel comic. Panel 1: A woman holds a steaming cup and asks a man, "What the hell is this?" He replies, "It's herbal tea! It's basically the same as tea, but better for you." Panel 2: The woman says, "Yeah, except it's made from completely different everything," while the man insists, "It's similar! It's a hot drink in a cup! It's even called tea!" She frowns skeptically. Panel 3: A banner reads "LATER." The two are now in bed together. The woman says, "Ahh, that was good." The man, confused, says, "What was good? We haven't even-" and she interrupts, "I love herbal sex!" The joke: she has applied the man's loose "herbal tea" logic to redefine sex they didn't actually have. Votey (bonus panel): A close-up of the smiling woman saying, "Goodnight! I herbal love you!" extending the "herbal" substitution to her affection itself.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.