2011-04-05
Original: 2011-04-05 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel):
A medical setting. A doctor in green scrubs, surgical mask, cap, and glasses is performing a procedure while holding a tube. A patient with short dark hair, in a green gown, reclines beside the doctor looking pleased.
Doctor: "Having inserted the aspiration needle into the vagina, I will now extract the ova from... awww... how'd you do that?"
Patient: "I've been secretly injecting her with xanthene dyes for the last three weeks."
Bottom decorative banner (pink oval with pastel Easter eggs and small hearts):
"HAPPY EASTER!"
Votey:
A man with messy hair leans on a desk holding a pen, mouth open in a wide grin, drops of sweat flying off him as he laughs.
Thought/caption: "This is the funniest vagina needles comic ever."
A medical setting. A doctor in green scrubs, surgical mask, cap, and glasses is performing a procedure while holding a tube. A patient with short dark hair, in a green gown, reclines beside the doctor looking pleased.
Doctor: "Having inserted the aspiration needle into the vagina, I will now extract the ova from... awww... how'd you do that?"
Patient: "I've been secretly injecting her with xanthene dyes for the last three weeks."
Bottom decorative banner (pink oval with pastel Easter eggs and small hearts):
"HAPPY EASTER!"
Votey:
A man with messy hair leans on a desk holding a pen, mouth open in a wide grin, drops of sweat flying off him as he laughs.
Thought/caption: "This is the funniest vagina needles comic ever."
Alt text
A single-panel comic in a medical setting. A doctor in green scrubs, surgical mask, cap, and glasses holds a tube while performing an egg-retrieval procedure. A reclining patient with short dark hair, also in a green gown, watches with a satisfied smile. The doctor says: 'Having inserted the aspiration needle into the vagina, I will now extract the ova from... awww... how'd you do that?' The patient replies: 'I've been secretly injecting her with xanthene dyes for the last three weeks' (xanthene dyes are brightly colored, so the harvested eggs would come out vividly dyed). Below the panel is a decorative pink oval with pastel Easter eggs and hearts reading 'HAPPY EASTER!'
Votey (aftercomic): A man with messy hair leans on a desk holding a pen, mouth wide open in a delighted grin with drops of sweat flying off as he laughs, with the caption 'This is the funniest vagina needles comic ever.'
Votey (aftercomic): A man with messy hair leans on a desk holding a pen, mouth wide open in a delighted grin with drops of sweat flying off as he laughs, with the caption 'This is the funniest vagina needles comic ever.'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.