2011-02-27
Original: 2011-02-27 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Chief (an older Black police officer with gray hair, in uniform with a star badge, slamming a fist on a desk): DAMMIT BRIAN! YOU CAN'T JUST GO AROUND KILLING ANTI-VACCINATIONISTS!
Brian (a gray-haired man in a suit and green tie, putting on a pair of dark sunglasses): SORRY CHIEF, BUT, CORRELATION...
Panel 2:
Brian (now wearing the dark sunglasses, in dramatic close-up): IMPLIES CASUALTY.
Caption below the comic: Sadly, there are no action movies marketed toward skeptics.
Votey:
THE LOGICIAN
COMING 03.05.NEVER
Chief (an older Black police officer with gray hair, in uniform with a star badge, slamming a fist on a desk): DAMMIT BRIAN! YOU CAN'T JUST GO AROUND KILLING ANTI-VACCINATIONISTS!
Brian (a gray-haired man in a suit and green tie, putting on a pair of dark sunglasses): SORRY CHIEF, BUT, CORRELATION...
Panel 2:
Brian (now wearing the dark sunglasses, in dramatic close-up): IMPLIES CASUALTY.
Caption below the comic: Sadly, there are no action movies marketed toward skeptics.
Votey:
THE LOGICIAN
COMING 03.05.NEVER
Alt text
A two-panel comic styled like an action-movie scene. Panel 1: An angry older police chief slams his fist on a desk and shouts at a gray-haired man in a suit, 'DAMMIT BRIAN! YOU CAN'T JUST GO AROUND KILLING ANTI-VACCINATIONISTS!' Brian calmly slides on dark sunglasses and replies, 'SORRY CHIEF, BUT, CORRELATION...' Panel 2: Brian in dramatic close-up wearing the sunglasses delivers the one-liner, 'IMPLIES CASUALTY.' The pun plays on the phrase 'correlation does not imply causation,' swapping in 'casualty.' Caption: 'Sadly, there are no action movies marketed toward skeptics.' Votey: A mock movie poster tagline reading 'THE LOGICIAN / COMING 03.05.NEVER.'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.