2010-12-22
Original: 2010-12-22 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Title (in a box at the top): TALKING COOL ABOUT SEX: A GUIDE
The comic is structured as three labeled two-column tables, each playing on the "I like my X like I like my Y" joke format. Each table has a header line with two blanks, then rows pairing a subject (left column) with its punchline descriptor (right column).
Header 1: I LIKE MY WOMEN LIKE I LIKE MY ___: ___
COMPOSERS | SAD AND RUSSIAN
CAKE | MOIST AND NEAR CAKE
SUPERMODELS | SUPERMODELS
Header 2: I LIKE MY MEN LIKE I LIKE MY ___: ___
COFFEE | COLUMBIAN, AND TRAPPED IN A BAG
MATHEMATICAL LOGIC | FORMAL AND 80% MALE
CELERY | SECRETLY COATED IN PEANUT BUTTER
Header 3: I LIKE MY MASTURBATION LIKE I LIKE MY ___: ___
WHISKEY | HIDDEN IN THE BATHROOM
COMPUTER PROGRAMMERS | ALONE AND DEVOID OF EMOTION
COMICS | SHORT, AND FEATURING AQUAMAN
Votey:
A single caption panel reads: I LIKE MY SEX LIKE MY COMIC DRAWING: NAKED AND EMBARRASSING FOR MY WIFE.
The comic is structured as three labeled two-column tables, each playing on the "I like my X like I like my Y" joke format. Each table has a header line with two blanks, then rows pairing a subject (left column) with its punchline descriptor (right column).
Header 1: I LIKE MY WOMEN LIKE I LIKE MY ___: ___
COMPOSERS | SAD AND RUSSIAN
CAKE | MOIST AND NEAR CAKE
SUPERMODELS | SUPERMODELS
Header 2: I LIKE MY MEN LIKE I LIKE MY ___: ___
COFFEE | COLUMBIAN, AND TRAPPED IN A BAG
MATHEMATICAL LOGIC | FORMAL AND 80% MALE
CELERY | SECRETLY COATED IN PEANUT BUTTER
Header 3: I LIKE MY MASTURBATION LIKE I LIKE MY ___: ___
WHISKEY | HIDDEN IN THE BATHROOM
COMPUTER PROGRAMMERS | ALONE AND DEVOID OF EMOTION
COMICS | SHORT, AND FEATURING AQUAMAN
Votey:
A single caption panel reads: I LIKE MY SEX LIKE MY COMIC DRAWING: NAKED AND EMBARRASSING FOR MY WIFE.
Alt text
A guide titled "TALKING COOL ABOUT SEX: A GUIDE," laid out as three labeled two-column tables, each riffing on the "I like my X like I like my Y" comparison joke. A pink, slightly suggestive abstract drip illustration sits faintly behind the tables, with a shirtless smiling blond man partly visible at the lower right.
Table 1, header "I like my WOMEN like I like my ___: ___": Composers - sad and Russian; Cake - moist and near cake; Supermodels - supermodels.
Table 2, header "I like my MEN like I like my ___: ___": Coffee - Columbian, and trapped in a bag; Mathematical logic - formal and 80% male; Celery - secretly coated in peanut butter.
Table 3, header "I like my MASTURBATION like I like my ___: ___": Whiskey - hidden in the bathroom; Computer programmers - alone and devoid of emotion; Comics - short, and featuring Aquaman.
Votey (aftercomic): a single hand-lettered caption that reads, "I like my sex like my comic drawing: naked and embarrassing for my wife."
Table 1, header "I like my WOMEN like I like my ___: ___": Composers - sad and Russian; Cake - moist and near cake; Supermodels - supermodels.
Table 2, header "I like my MEN like I like my ___: ___": Coffee - Columbian, and trapped in a bag; Mathematical logic - formal and 80% male; Celery - secretly coated in peanut butter.
Table 3, header "I like my MASTURBATION like I like my ___: ___": Whiskey - hidden in the bathroom; Computer programmers - alone and devoid of emotion; Comics - short, and featuring Aquaman.
Votey (aftercomic): a single hand-lettered caption that reads, "I like my sex like my comic drawing: naked and embarrassing for my wife."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.