2011-01-08
Original: 2011-01-08 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Main comic:
A hand-drawn line graph.
Y-axis label: APPROPRIATENESS OF CHEWBACCA IMPRESSION
X-axis label: POINT DURING SEX
X-axis categories, left to right: FOREPLAY, INTERCOURSE, ORGASM, CUDDLING
The plotted red line stays flat along the very bottom (essentially zero) across all four categories.
Caption below the graph: You learn a lot during the first year of a relationship.
Votey:
One panel. A woman with long hair and glasses lies in bed, looking annoyed/disgusted.
Speech bubble (the woman): I'M NEVER SLEEPING WITH YOU AGAIN.
Second speech bubble (her partner, off-panel/beside her): H-R-R-R!
A hand-drawn line graph.
Y-axis label: APPROPRIATENESS OF CHEWBACCA IMPRESSION
X-axis label: POINT DURING SEX
X-axis categories, left to right: FOREPLAY, INTERCOURSE, ORGASM, CUDDLING
The plotted red line stays flat along the very bottom (essentially zero) across all four categories.
Caption below the graph: You learn a lot during the first year of a relationship.
Votey:
One panel. A woman with long hair and glasses lies in bed, looking annoyed/disgusted.
Speech bubble (the woman): I'M NEVER SLEEPING WITH YOU AGAIN.
Second speech bubble (her partner, off-panel/beside her): H-R-R-R!
Alt text
A hand-drawn line graph titled by its axes. The vertical axis reads 'APPROPRIATENESS OF CHEWBACCA IMPRESSION' and the horizontal axis reads 'POINT DURING SEX,' with four labeled points left to right: FOREPLAY, INTERCOURSE, ORGASM, CUDDLING. The red data line stays flat at the very bottom of the chart (near zero) across every point, indicating a Chewbacca impression is never appropriate at any moment during sex. Caption: 'You learn a lot during the first year of a relationship.' Votey: a single panel showing a woman with long hair and glasses lying in bed looking annoyed. She says, 'I'M NEVER SLEEPING WITH YOU AGAIN,' while a second speech bubble from her partner makes a Wookiee growl: 'H-R-R-R!'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.