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2010-12-14

Original: 2010-12-14 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
An older man with glasses, balding, wearing a blue collared shirt, sits on a couch beside a young woman with red hair in a green shirt.

Man (father): "Sweetie, I think you're old enough for the sex talk."
Young woman (daughter): "Okay."
Man (father): "So, I'm sending you to a deserted island in an undisclosed location."

Caption below panel: "This is why mothers usually give girls the sex talk."

Votey:
A tight close-up on the father's face (glasses, mouth) as he continues speaking.

Man (father): "In SPACE."

Alt text

A father with glasses in a blue shirt sits on a couch next to his red-haired teenage daughter in a green shirt. He says, "Sweetie, I think you're old enough for the sex talk." She replies, "Okay." He continues, "So, I'm sending you to a deserted island in an undisclosed location." A caption beneath reads: "This is why mothers usually give girls the sex talk." In the votey aftercomic, an extreme close-up on the father's face shows him adding one more deadpan condition: "In SPACE."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.