2010-12-13
Original: 2010-12-13 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Main comic (single panel):
A dark bedroom on Christmas night. Santa Claus (only his red hat and the cuff of his coat are visible) stands beside a child's wooden bed near a window showing a snowy night sky. Santa holds open a large book whose pages are visible to the reader. The book is a checklist with categories:
NICE
NAUGHTY
NOT BAD, BUT KIND OF A DICK
Caption below the panel: "Ask yourself:
Did you get *everything* you wanted for Christmas?"
Votey:
A single panel. A smiling woman with curly hair faces a man (seen from behind). She is reading aloud from a handmade card he has given her, which is shown at the bottom of the panel decorated with hand-drawn hearts.
Woman: "A HANDMADE CARD... WOW... THIS IS WAY BETTER THAN FELLATIO."
A dark bedroom on Christmas night. Santa Claus (only his red hat and the cuff of his coat are visible) stands beside a child's wooden bed near a window showing a snowy night sky. Santa holds open a large book whose pages are visible to the reader. The book is a checklist with categories:
NICE
NAUGHTY
NOT BAD, BUT KIND OF A DICK
Caption below the panel: "Ask yourself:
Did you get *everything* you wanted for Christmas?"
Votey:
A single panel. A smiling woman with curly hair faces a man (seen from behind). She is reading aloud from a handmade card he has given her, which is shown at the bottom of the panel decorated with hand-drawn hearts.
Woman: "A HANDMADE CARD... WOW... THIS IS WAY BETTER THAN FELLATIO."
Alt text
Main comic, single panel: A dark child's bedroom on a snowy Christmas night. Only Santa Claus's red hat and coat cuff are visible as he stands by a wooden bed and holds open a large book facing the reader. The book is a ledger with three categories listed: NICE, NAUGHTY, and a third one reading 'NOT BAD, BUT KIND OF A DICK.' Caption beneath: 'Ask yourself: Did you get everything you wanted for Christmas?' The joke implies the reader may have landed in Santa's unflattering third category. Votey: A smiling curly-haired woman reads aloud from a handmade, heart-decorated card given to her by a man seen from behind, saying, 'A handmade card... wow... this is way better than fellatio' — her sarcasm making clear it is not.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.