2010-10-20
Original: 2010-10-20 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Title caption (red banner): HORRIBLE TRUTH: ALL TECHNOLOGICAL PROGRESS IS DUE TO HUMANITY'S UNEARNED SENSE OF ENTITLEMENT.
Panel 1:
A man with red hair in a yellow t-shirt stands in a dim room, holding a smartphone in one hand and pointing angrily upward with the other.
Man: "DAMMIT, GPS! HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO TALK TO SPACE?! IT'S RIGHT THERE."
Votey:
Man (continuing, in a separate caption box): "WELL... THAT AND VIDEO GAMES AND PORN."
Panel 1:
A man with red hair in a yellow t-shirt stands in a dim room, holding a smartphone in one hand and pointing angrily upward with the other.
Man: "DAMMIT, GPS! HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO TALK TO SPACE?! IT'S RIGHT THERE."
Votey:
Man (continuing, in a separate caption box): "WELL... THAT AND VIDEO GAMES AND PORN."
Alt text
A red banner above the comic reads: "HORRIBLE TRUTH: All technological progress is due to humanity's unearned sense of entitlement." In the single panel, a red-haired man in a yellow t-shirt stands in a dim room, gripping a smartphone in one hand and jabbing his other index finger angrily toward the sky. His speech bubble: "Dammit, GPS! How long does it take to talk to space?! It's RIGHT THERE." The joke: he's impatient that his phone can't instantly communicate with satellites in orbit, illustrating the entitlement the banner describes. Votey (aftercomic): a separate hand-lettered caption box adds, "Well... that and video games and porn," rounding out the list of things humanity's entitlement supposedly drove progress for.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.