2010-11-07
Original: 2010-11-07 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Woman (foreground, in profile): My VACUUM?! I feel like I have to label everything in the house "Not for your penis!"
Man (seated, with reddish hair, green shirt, eyes closed): I feel like you have a fundamental misunderstanding of male psychology.
Caption (below comic, italic):
If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
-Abraham Maslow
Votey:
Woman: Back to back dick jokes, eh?
Man (writing): You're welcome?
Woman (foreground, in profile): My VACUUM?! I feel like I have to label everything in the house "Not for your penis!"
Man (seated, with reddish hair, green shirt, eyes closed): I feel like you have a fundamental misunderstanding of male psychology.
Caption (below comic, italic):
If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
-Abraham Maslow
Votey:
Woman: Back to back dick jokes, eh?
Man (writing): You're welcome?
Alt text
A two-panel comic. In the main panel, a woman seen in profile in the foreground exclaims to a seated man with reddish hair and a green shirt, "My VACUUM?! I feel like I have to label everything in the house 'Not for your penis!'" The man, eyes closed and looking weary, replies, "I feel like you have a fundamental misunderstanding of male psychology." Below the comic is an italic caption attributing a paraphrased quote to Abraham Maslow: "If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail." The joke links the vacuum to the hammer-and-nail saying, implying men treat everything as a target for their anatomy. In the votey aftercomic (black-and-white sketch), the woman says to the man, who is hunched over writing/drawing, "Back to back dick jokes, eh?" and he answers sheepishly, "You're welcome?"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.