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2010-08-21

Original: 2010-08-21 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Superman (standing at a podium, looking grim and weary, wearing his blue costume with the red cape and yellow "S" shield): "I STOPPED SUPERMAN FROM KILLING ALL OF YOU ONCE AGAIN."

Caption (below panel): Superman really isn't earning that key to the city these days.

Votey:
Superman (close-up, scowling, holding the key to the city): "JUST DID IT AGAIN."
Off-panel voice: "YOU'RE DRUNK!"

Alt text

A grim, weary Superman stands at a podium in his blue costume with red cape and yellow S-shield, announcing: "I stopped Superman from killing all of you once again." The implication is that Superman himself is the threat he keeps barely restraining. A caption reads: "Superman really isn't earning that key to the city these days." In the black-and-white votey, a close-up shows a scowling Superman holding the key to the city. An off-panel voice shouts "You're drunk!" and Superman replies, "Just did it again."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.