2009-11-20
Original: 2009-11-20 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
An elderly woman sits in an armchair, petting an orange cat in her lap. A green lamp or device with an antenna sits on a table beside her.
Speech bubble (the cat's translated voice): "OH F--K YEAH. OH, RIGHT THERE, BITCH. YEAH, RIGHT THERE."
Caption (below panel): "Excitement over the Cat Translator died off quickly."
Votey:
Panel 1: A woman with glasses smiles.
Woman: "HA! I GET IT. THE CAT HATES MONDAYS."
Panel 2: A bearded man looks down, sad, holding his face.
Man: "WHY YOU GOTTA MAKE ME SAD?"
An elderly woman sits in an armchair, petting an orange cat in her lap. A green lamp or device with an antenna sits on a table beside her.
Speech bubble (the cat's translated voice): "OH F--K YEAH. OH, RIGHT THERE, BITCH. YEAH, RIGHT THERE."
Caption (below panel): "Excitement over the Cat Translator died off quickly."
Votey:
Panel 1: A woman with glasses smiles.
Woman: "HA! I GET IT. THE CAT HATES MONDAYS."
Panel 2: A bearded man looks down, sad, holding his face.
Man: "WHY YOU GOTTA MAKE ME SAD?"
Alt text
A color comic panel shows an elderly woman with gray hair sitting in an orange armchair, petting an orange cat in her lap, with a green antenna-topped device on a side table. A speech bubble coming from the cat reads, "Oh f--k yeah. Oh, right there, bitch. Yeah, right there." The caption below reads: "Excitement over the Cat Translator died off quickly." The joke: a device that translates a cat's contented petting into crude, aggressive human speech makes the experience unpleasant. The black-and-white votey (aftercomic) shows a woman with glasses smiling and saying, "Ha! I get it. The cat hates Mondays," referencing Garfield; a bearded man then looks down sadly and replies, "Why you gotta make me sad?"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.