2009-09-24
Original: 2009-09-24 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
An elderly bald man with glasses, a gray beard, and suspenders sits on a couch beside a young red-haired boy. The old man has a hand on the boy's shoulder and is lecturing him.
Old man: WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, WOMEN WORE OVERCOATS AND GLOVES TO GO OUT. NOW YOU GOT TRAMPS AND FILTHY WHORES ON EVERY CORNER!
The boy looks unimpressed and weary.
Caption (below the comic): Ugh. Another of Grampa's lectures about how hard life used to be.
Votey:
Title banner: 100 YEARS LATER:
An old bald man (drawn in a sketchy style) is shown mid-lecture inside a panel.
Old man: WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, IT TOOK SEVERAL MINUTES TO DOWNLOAD A VIRTUAL ORGY!
An elderly bald man with glasses, a gray beard, and suspenders sits on a couch beside a young red-haired boy. The old man has a hand on the boy's shoulder and is lecturing him.
Old man: WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, WOMEN WORE OVERCOATS AND GLOVES TO GO OUT. NOW YOU GOT TRAMPS AND FILTHY WHORES ON EVERY CORNER!
The boy looks unimpressed and weary.
Caption (below the comic): Ugh. Another of Grampa's lectures about how hard life used to be.
Votey:
Title banner: 100 YEARS LATER:
An old bald man (drawn in a sketchy style) is shown mid-lecture inside a panel.
Old man: WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, IT TOOK SEVERAL MINUTES TO DOWNLOAD A VIRTUAL ORGY!
Alt text
A webcomic about a grandfather's old-times lecture. Main panel: an elderly bald man with glasses, a gray beard, and suspenders sits on a couch with his hand on the shoulder of a glum-looking red-haired boy. The old man says, 'When I was your age, women wore overcoats and gloves to go out. Now you got tramps and filthy whores on every corner!' A caption below reads, 'Ugh. Another of Grampa's lectures about how hard life used to be.' Votey aftercomic: a banner reads '100 years later:' above another sketchy old bald man who says, 'When I was your age, it took several minutes to download a virtual orgy!' The joke: each generation's nostalgic 'back in my day' complaint reflects how much standards of decency and technology have shifted, with the future grandpa lamenting slow porn downloads.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.