2009-06-15
Original: 2009-06-15 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Man with red/orange hair: "Hi, I'm legally required to inform you that I'm a registered sex offender."
Woman with blonde hair: "Oh, hey, that's convenient. I'm required by law to inform YOU that I'M a sex offender."
Panel 2 (banner): 20 YEARS LATER...
Child: "So, where did you first meet?"
The now-older bald man (with a bit of red hair): "Coffee shop!"
The now-older blonde woman stands beside him looking slightly tense.
Votey:
Caption (handwritten): "New project's goin' great!"
A frazzled, wide-eyed person: "10 hours of sleep in three nights."
Man with red/orange hair: "Hi, I'm legally required to inform you that I'm a registered sex offender."
Woman with blonde hair: "Oh, hey, that's convenient. I'm required by law to inform YOU that I'M a sex offender."
Panel 2 (banner): 20 YEARS LATER...
Child: "So, where did you first meet?"
The now-older bald man (with a bit of red hair): "Coffee shop!"
The now-older blonde woman stands beside him looking slightly tense.
Votey:
Caption (handwritten): "New project's goin' great!"
A frazzled, wide-eyed person: "10 hours of sleep in three nights."
Alt text
Two-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: A red-haired man and a blonde woman meet. He says, 'Hi, I'm legally required to inform you that I'm a registered sex offender.' She replies, 'Oh, hey, that's convenient. I'm required by law to inform YOU that I'M a sex offender.' Panel 2: A banner reads '20 YEARS LATER...' The same two, now older, stand with their child, who asks, 'So, where did you first meet?' The man cheerfully answers 'Coffee shop!' while the woman beside him looks tense, implying they lied about the awkward truth. Votey aftercomic: a handwritten caption 'New project's goin' great!' above a frazzled, wide-eyed person declaring, '10 hours of sleep in three nights.'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.