2009-06-14
Original: 2009-06-14 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (purple background): A blonde woman in a blue bra stands facing a red-haired shirtless man.
Woman: WHAT'S THE MATTER? IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME?
Man: I JUST... I GUESS I THOUGHT EVERYTHING WOULD BE... SMALLER...
Panel 2 (olive/green background, orange caption banner): Caption: 10 YEARS PRIOR...
The same red-haired man (now young, in a blue shirt) looks disinterested while a brown-haired friend in a green shirt excitedly holds up a small handheld device/phone.
Friend: DUDE! YOU CAN GET PORNO ON THESE!
Votey:
A black-and-white sketch of a woman's face looking up with her mouth open in delight.
Woman: YOU'RE ENORMOUS!
Woman: WHAT'S THE MATTER? IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME?
Man: I JUST... I GUESS I THOUGHT EVERYTHING WOULD BE... SMALLER...
Panel 2 (olive/green background, orange caption banner): Caption: 10 YEARS PRIOR...
The same red-haired man (now young, in a blue shirt) looks disinterested while a brown-haired friend in a green shirt excitedly holds up a small handheld device/phone.
Friend: DUDE! YOU CAN GET PORNO ON THESE!
Votey:
A black-and-white sketch of a woman's face looking up with her mouth open in delight.
Woman: YOU'RE ENORMOUS!
Alt text
A two-panel SMBC comic. Top panel (purple): a blonde woman in a blue bra faces a red-haired shirtless man in an intimate moment; she asks 'What's the matter? Is something wrong with me?' and he replies, disappointed, 'I just... I guess I thought everything would be... smaller...' Bottom panel (olive green) is captioned '10 years prior...' and shows the same man as a young teen looking unimpressed while his excited friend holds up a tiny handheld phone, exclaiming 'Dude! You can get porno on these!' The joke: years of viewing tiny low-resolution porn on a small phone screen shrank his sense of scale, so reality seems too big. Votey (bonus panel): a rough black-and-white sketch of a woman's face gazing up in delight, saying 'You're enormous!'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.