2008-11-09
Original: 2008-11-09 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A woman in a pink shirt (brown hair, ponytail) speaking to a man wearing a yarmulke (kippah), his back partly to the viewer.
Woman: OH, WOW, YOU'RE JEWISH? WHAT'S IT LIKE TO BE PART OF AN EVIL WORLD-DOMINATING CONSPIRACY?
Man (wearing yarmulke): UH, DID IT OCCUR TO YOU THAT I'M A PERSON LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, AND THAT WHAT YOU JUST SAID WAS INCREDIBLY OFFENSIVE?
Panel 2:
A dark, purple-lit chamber decorated with large Star of David symbols on the walls. Shadowy silhouetted figures are seated in the foreground. A man stands at the right, gesturing, speaking into the room.
Standing man: HAVE HER ELIMINATED.
Votey:
A handwritten note/email exchange.
FROM: INTERNET GUY
DEAR ZACH,
WHY DO YOU HATE YOUR OWN PEOPLE?
<< >>
REPLY FROM: ZACH
HAVE YOU EVER TASTED KUGEL?
A woman in a pink shirt (brown hair, ponytail) speaking to a man wearing a yarmulke (kippah), his back partly to the viewer.
Woman: OH, WOW, YOU'RE JEWISH? WHAT'S IT LIKE TO BE PART OF AN EVIL WORLD-DOMINATING CONSPIRACY?
Man (wearing yarmulke): UH, DID IT OCCUR TO YOU THAT I'M A PERSON LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, AND THAT WHAT YOU JUST SAID WAS INCREDIBLY OFFENSIVE?
Panel 2:
A dark, purple-lit chamber decorated with large Star of David symbols on the walls. Shadowy silhouetted figures are seated in the foreground. A man stands at the right, gesturing, speaking into the room.
Standing man: HAVE HER ELIMINATED.
Votey:
A handwritten note/email exchange.
FROM: INTERNET GUY
DEAR ZACH,
WHY DO YOU HATE YOUR OWN PEOPLE?
<< >>
REPLY FROM: ZACH
HAVE YOU EVER TASTED KUGEL?
Alt text
Two-panel comic. Panel 1: A woman in a pink shirt cheerfully asks a man wearing a yarmulke, "Oh, wow, you're Jewish? What's it like to be part of an evil world-dominating conspiracy?" The man replies, "Uh, did it occur to you that I'm a person like everyone else, and that what you just said was incredibly offensive?" Panel 2: A dark, purple chamber with giant Star of David symbols on the walls and shadowy seated figures in the foreground. A man standing on the right gestures and says, "Have her eliminated." The joke: the man who seemed to be debunking the conspiracy theory is in fact running the very conspiracy. Votey: A handwritten note. From Internet Guy: "Dear Zach, why do you hate your own people?" Reply from Zach: "Have you ever tasted kugel?"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.