2008-11-08
Original: 2008-11-08 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Doctor (a man in a white coat and head mirror, holding a clipboard): After careful examination of the ultrasound, all of our specialists agree that you're going to have an ugly UGLY baby.
Pregnant woman (with long red hair): Uh...
Doctor: Don't worry. There's a nearby institution that handles this sort of problem.
Panel 2:
(The red-haired woman stands outside a big circus tent, reading the doctor's note/paper in her hands. A banner across the tent reads:) CIRCUS! CIRC[US]
Votey:
(The red-haired woman, seen from behind, stands looking at a doorway with a sign above it that reads:) OB/GYN/JUGGLING
Doctor (a man in a white coat and head mirror, holding a clipboard): After careful examination of the ultrasound, all of our specialists agree that you're going to have an ugly UGLY baby.
Pregnant woman (with long red hair): Uh...
Doctor: Don't worry. There's a nearby institution that handles this sort of problem.
Panel 2:
(The red-haired woman stands outside a big circus tent, reading the doctor's note/paper in her hands. A banner across the tent reads:) CIRCUS! CIRC[US]
Votey:
(The red-haired woman, seen from behind, stands looking at a doorway with a sign above it that reads:) OB/GYN/JUGGLING
Alt text
A two-panel comic. Panel 1: A doctor in a white coat and head mirror, holding a clipboard, tells a pregnant red-haired woman, "After careful examination of the ultrasound, all of our specialists agree that you're going to have an ugly UGLY baby." The woman says "Uh..." and the doctor adds, "Don't worry. There's a nearby institution that handles this sort of problem." Panel 2: The red-haired woman stands outside a large striped circus tent, reading the doctor's note. A banner across the tent reads "CIRCUS!" — the institution that handles ugly babies. Votey: The woman, seen from behind, looks at a doorway whose sign reads "OB/GYN/JUGGLING," implying the doctor moonlights as a circus performer.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.