2006-11-15
Original: 2006-11-15 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel):
A small figure with a green cap floating/emerging from a golden lamp with a purple swirl of genie smoke, gesturing toward a large robed man with long brown hair, a beard, and an orange crown/headdress, wearing orange robes.
Lamp figure (Jesus Jr.): I said I want 10,000 whores!
Robed man: Wouldn't you rather have a lifetime of fulfilling devotion to the one true God?
Lamp figure (Jesus Jr.): Than WHORES? No!
Caption (below panel): Being half genie, Jesus Jr. was never able to command the same respect as his dad.
Votey:
A simply-drawn smiling face with a speech bubble.
Face: Good news! All the whores are born again!
A small figure with a green cap floating/emerging from a golden lamp with a purple swirl of genie smoke, gesturing toward a large robed man with long brown hair, a beard, and an orange crown/headdress, wearing orange robes.
Lamp figure (Jesus Jr.): I said I want 10,000 whores!
Robed man: Wouldn't you rather have a lifetime of fulfilling devotion to the one true God?
Lamp figure (Jesus Jr.): Than WHORES? No!
Caption (below panel): Being half genie, Jesus Jr. was never able to command the same respect as his dad.
Votey:
A simply-drawn smiling face with a speech bubble.
Face: Good news! All the whores are born again!
Alt text
An ornate-style comic panel. A small figure in a green cap rises in a swirl of purple genie smoke from a golden lamp, arms out, while a large man in orange robes with long brown hair, a beard, and an orange crown looks on. The lamp figure demands, 'I said I want 10,000 whores!' The robed man asks, 'Wouldn't you rather have a lifetime of fulfilling devotion to the one true God?' The lamp figure snaps, 'Than WHORES? No!' Caption: 'Being half genie, Jesus Jr. was never able to command the same respect as his dad.' Votey: a crudely drawn grinning face cheerfully announces, 'Good news! All the whores are born again!'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.