2006-11-17
Original: 2006-11-17 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A Puritan-era woods scene. A woman in a white bonnet and long white-and-black Puritan dress stands at right atop a pile of straw/kindling, hand on hip. A man in a wide-brimmed black Puritan hat sits at lower left, facing her.
Woman: BUT I'M NOT A WITCH!
Man (in black hat): BURN FOR YOUR LIES!
Caption (below panel): At this point, Reverend Winthrop made the mistake of shooting flames from his hands.
Votey:
A hand-drawn close-up of the man's face under his wide-brimmed Puritan hat, looking up.
Man: It's a miracle!
A Puritan-era woods scene. A woman in a white bonnet and long white-and-black Puritan dress stands at right atop a pile of straw/kindling, hand on hip. A man in a wide-brimmed black Puritan hat sits at lower left, facing her.
Woman: BUT I'M NOT A WITCH!
Man (in black hat): BURN FOR YOUR LIES!
Caption (below panel): At this point, Reverend Winthrop made the mistake of shooting flames from his hands.
Votey:
A hand-drawn close-up of the man's face under his wide-brimmed Puritan hat, looking up.
Man: It's a miracle!
Alt text
Main comic: A single panel set in dark Puritan-era woods. At right, a woman in a white bonnet and long black-and-white dress stands with a hand on her hip atop a heap of straw piled for burning. At lower left, a man in a wide-brimmed black Puritan hat sits facing her. She protests, "But I'm not a witch!" He replies, "Burn for your lies!" A caption beneath reads: "At this point, Reverend Winthrop made the mistake of shooting flames from his hands." The joke: in accusing her of witchcraft, the reverend himself produces literal magic. Votey: A loose sketch shows a close-up of the man's face under his broad hat, gazing upward in wonder as he says, "It's a miracle!" — failing to notice this self-incriminates him.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.