2006-08-23
Original: 2006-08-23 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A black-and-white spotted dog stands on a sidewalk near a fire hydrant at night. A thought bubble rises from the dog, picturing a happy version of itself running across a green field.
Dog (thinking): I HAVE A CENTRAL NERVOUS SYSTEM COMPLEX ENOUGH TO ALLOW FANTASIES!
Caption (below panel): Dog fantasies.
Votey:
A bearded, tired-looking man lies in bed with a thought bubble above his head.
Man (thinking): They should let me write Garfield
A black-and-white spotted dog stands on a sidewalk near a fire hydrant at night. A thought bubble rises from the dog, picturing a happy version of itself running across a green field.
Dog (thinking): I HAVE A CENTRAL NERVOUS SYSTEM COMPLEX ENOUGH TO ALLOW FANTASIES!
Caption (below panel): Dog fantasies.
Votey:
A bearded, tired-looking man lies in bed with a thought bubble above his head.
Man (thinking): They should let me write Garfield
Alt text
A black-and-white spotted dog stands by a fire hydrant on a dark sidewalk, with a thought bubble showing an idealized version of itself bounding across a sunny green field. The dog thinks proudly, "I have a central nervous system complex enough to allow fantasies!" A caption beneath reads "Dog fantasies." In the votey aftercomic, a tired, bearded man lies in bed thinking wistfully, "They should let me write Garfield" — his own modest fantasy.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.