2006-08-22
Original: 2006-08-22 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A wild-eyed man with flame-like orange hair, wearing a blue shirt and orange shorts, shouts. He holds a yellow book (a Bible) in one hand and dangles a small brown monkey by the arm in the other.
Man (shouting): MONKEYS EVOLVED FROM THE BIBLE!!!
Monkey: OOK?
Caption (below panel): The third perspective on evolution.
Votey:
A Bible (a book marked with a large cross on its cover) stands on two stubby legs, anthropomorphized.
Bible: I'm the missing link
A wild-eyed man with flame-like orange hair, wearing a blue shirt and orange shorts, shouts. He holds a yellow book (a Bible) in one hand and dangles a small brown monkey by the arm in the other.
Man (shouting): MONKEYS EVOLVED FROM THE BIBLE!!!
Monkey: OOK?
Caption (below panel): The third perspective on evolution.
Votey:
A Bible (a book marked with a large cross on its cover) stands on two stubby legs, anthropomorphized.
Bible: I'm the missing link
Alt text
A wide-eyed man with flame-like orange hair, blue shirt and orange shorts shouts the title above his head in a yellow speech burst: 'MONKEYS EVOLVED FROM THE BIBLE!!!' He clutches a yellow Bible in one hand and dangles a small brown monkey by the arm in the other; the monkey says 'OOK?' The caption below reads 'The third perspective on evolution' — mocking the evolution-vs-creationism debate by inventing an absurd third stance. Votey: a Bible (a book with a large cross on its cover) stands on two little legs like a creature and declares in a speech bubble, 'I'm the missing link.'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.