2006-07-02
Original: 2006-07-02 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Man: Polly, our relationship just isn't working out.
Panel 2:
Woman (Polly): What?! Why not?!
Panel 3:
Man: I thought you might ask that. Please allow me to illustrate with this Venn diagram.
Panel 4:
The man holds up a sheet of paper showing a Venn diagram (two overlapping circles) with the words written across it: "YOU'RE A BITCH"
Votey:
Close-up of the woman's (Polly's) annoyed, unimpressed face. In the lower-left corner, she holds the man's paper, on which she has scrawled a correction with an arrow and an X: "That's not how venn diagrams work"
Man: Polly, our relationship just isn't working out.
Panel 2:
Woman (Polly): What?! Why not?!
Panel 3:
Man: I thought you might ask that. Please allow me to illustrate with this Venn diagram.
Panel 4:
The man holds up a sheet of paper showing a Venn diagram (two overlapping circles) with the words written across it: "YOU'RE A BITCH"
Votey:
Close-up of the woman's (Polly's) annoyed, unimpressed face. In the lower-left corner, she holds the man's paper, on which she has scrawled a correction with an arrow and an X: "That's not how venn diagrams work"
Alt text
A four-panel comic. Panel 1: A man tells a blonde woman, "Polly, our relationship just isn't working out." Panel 2: The woman reacts in shock, shouting "What?! Why not?!" Panel 3: The smiling man says, "I thought you might ask that. Please allow me to illustrate with this Venn diagram." Panel 4: He holds up a sheet of paper with a Venn diagram of two overlapping circles, but instead of comparing two sets it simply has the words "YOU'RE A BITCH" written across it. Votey (aftercomic): A close-up of the woman's unimpressed, deadpan face; she has taken the paper and scribbled a correction on it reading "That's not how venn diagrams work," with an arrow and an X.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.