2006-07-01
Original: 2006-07-01 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel):
A young couple embraces in the front seat of a car. A man (referred to as Bobby) leans in toward a blonde woman (Sandy), who holds his face in her hands. A small handheld device near the man's back emits a jagged "BZZZZAP!" burst.
Man (Bobby): "WAIT! SANDY! BEFORE WE DO THIS, I... I WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT... THAT IT'S REALLY LOVE."
Woman (Sandy): "OH BOBBY! JUST LOOK INTO MY EYES. IF YOU FEEL A TINGLE SHOOTING UP YOUR SPINE, YOU'LL KNOW IT'S TRUE LOVE."
Caption (below panel): "If he didn't feel a tingle, Sandy was prepared to make damn sure he regretted it."
Votey:
A simple sketch of a man's face looking pained and wide-eyed. Hand-lettered text reads: "LOVE FEELS BAD!"
A young couple embraces in the front seat of a car. A man (referred to as Bobby) leans in toward a blonde woman (Sandy), who holds his face in her hands. A small handheld device near the man's back emits a jagged "BZZZZAP!" burst.
Man (Bobby): "WAIT! SANDY! BEFORE WE DO THIS, I... I WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT... THAT IT'S REALLY LOVE."
Woman (Sandy): "OH BOBBY! JUST LOOK INTO MY EYES. IF YOU FEEL A TINGLE SHOOTING UP YOUR SPINE, YOU'LL KNOW IT'S TRUE LOVE."
Caption (below panel): "If he didn't feel a tingle, Sandy was prepared to make damn sure he regretted it."
Votey:
A simple sketch of a man's face looking pained and wide-eyed. Hand-lettered text reads: "LOVE FEELS BAD!"
Alt text
A single-panel comic in a car. A man named Bobby leans toward a blonde woman, Sandy, who cradles his face in her hands. He says, "Wait! Sandy! Before we do this, I... I want to make sure that... that it's really love." Sandy replies, "Oh Bobby! Just look into my eyes. If you feel a tingle shooting up your spine, you'll know it's true love." Hidden behind Bobby's back, Sandy secretly holds a small electric stun device that emits a jagged "BZZZZAP!" The caption reads: "If he didn't feel a tingle, Sandy was prepared to make damn sure he regretted it." The joke is that the "tingle of true love" is actually her zapping him with a taser. Votey aftercomic: a crude drawing of a man's pained, wide-eyed face with the hand-lettered words "LOVE FEELS BAD!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.