2005-11-20
Original: 2005-11-20 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Main comic:
A courtroom scene. A young lawyer with brown hair, in a purple suit and yellow tie, stands and points aggressively across the room while shouting.
Lawyer (in large speech text): "NO, YOU'RE DRUNK!"
In the background, a judge sits at the bench and another person sits beside them, watching. In the foreground a bald man (the person being pointed at) looks on.
Caption below the panel: "Somehow, this strategy had seemed more reasonable when we'd discussed it back at the firm."
Votey:
A man with a calm, slightly smug expression speaks.
Man: "I would like to plead insobriety"
A courtroom scene. A young lawyer with brown hair, in a purple suit and yellow tie, stands and points aggressively across the room while shouting.
Lawyer (in large speech text): "NO, YOU'RE DRUNK!"
In the background, a judge sits at the bench and another person sits beside them, watching. In the foreground a bald man (the person being pointed at) looks on.
Caption below the panel: "Somehow, this strategy had seemed more reasonable when we'd discussed it back at the firm."
Votey:
A man with a calm, slightly smug expression speaks.
Man: "I would like to plead insobriety"
Alt text
Main comic: A courtroom. A young lawyer in a purple suit and yellow tie stands and points aggressively across the room, shouting in big jagged letters, "NO, YOU'RE DRUNK!" A judge and another figure watch from the bench in the background; a bald man sits in the foreground. The caption beneath reads: "Somehow, this strategy had seemed more reasonable when we'd discussed it back at the firm." The joke: a courtroom legal strategy that amounts to a childish "no, YOU'RE drunk" retort.
Votey: A simple line-drawn man with a calm, smug face says in a speech bubble, "I would like to plead insobriety" — a play on "insanity," admitting drunkenness as the defense.
Votey: A simple line-drawn man with a calm, smug face says in a speech bubble, "I would like to plead insobriety" — a play on "insanity," admitting drunkenness as the defense.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.