2005-11-18
Original: 2005-11-18 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man with curly brown hair and a green collared sweater stands gesturing with both hands, looking distressed, as he speaks to a bald person seen from behind in the foreground. In the background, another man walks away.
Curly-haired man: "ALRIGHT, FINE. I GUESS I JUST THOUGHT YOU WERE A COMMITMENT PERSON."
Caption (below panel): "Todd agrees to wear a condom."
Votey:
A close-up of a man's face with a flat, weary expression and a small frown.
Man (in speech bubble): "Romance died today"
A man with curly brown hair and a green collared sweater stands gesturing with both hands, looking distressed, as he speaks to a bald person seen from behind in the foreground. In the background, another man walks away.
Curly-haired man: "ALRIGHT, FINE. I GUESS I JUST THOUGHT YOU WERE A COMMITMENT PERSON."
Caption (below panel): "Todd agrees to wear a condom."
Votey:
A close-up of a man's face with a flat, weary expression and a small frown.
Man (in speech bubble): "Romance died today"
Alt text
A man with curly brown hair in a green collared sweater stands gesturing emphatically, looking exasperated, as he argues with a bald person shown from behind in the foreground. Behind them, a third man walks away. He says, "Alright, fine. I guess I just thought you were a commitment person." A caption beneath the panel reads: "Todd agrees to wear a condom" — reframing the high-stakes "commitment" plea as merely a guilt-trip to skip a condom. Votey aftercomic: a close-up of a man's deadpan, defeated face saying, "Romance died today."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.