2003-03-10
Original: 2003-03-10 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Main comic (single panel):
A damned man with flame-like orange hair, in a fiery red hellscape, reaches up and pleads with an angel who has a golden halo and large white wings.
Damned man: "QUICK! GIVE YOUR SOUL TO ME!"
Angel: "OH NO, I'M NOT FALLING FOR THAT ONE AGAIN!"
Votey:
The same flame-haired man, now smiling and reclining/flexing, speaks contentedly.
Man: "LOOK HOW FIT I'VE GOTTEN IN THE ACID MINES!"
A damned man with flame-like orange hair, in a fiery red hellscape, reaches up and pleads with an angel who has a golden halo and large white wings.
Damned man: "QUICK! GIVE YOUR SOUL TO ME!"
Angel: "OH NO, I'M NOT FALLING FOR THAT ONE AGAIN!"
Votey:
The same flame-haired man, now smiling and reclining/flexing, speaks contentedly.
Man: "LOOK HOW FIT I'VE GOTTEN IN THE ACID MINES!"
Alt text
A single-panel comic set in a fiery red hell. A damned man with flame-like orange hair, reaching desperately upward, shouts to a haloed, white-winged angel leaning down toward him: "Quick! Give your soul to me!" The angel replies warily, "Oh no, I'm not falling for that one again!" The joke flips the usual deal-with-the-devil setup, treating soul-stealing like a con the angel has been burned by before. Votey aftercomic: the same flame-haired man, now grinning and relaxed, says "Look how fit I've gotten in the acid mines!" suggesting damnation has been an unexpectedly good fitness regimen.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.