2003-03-05
Original: 2003-03-05 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A young man with red-orange hair (in a blue shirt) holds a wrapped green-and-white gift box, facing a blonde woman with glasses (in a blue and green shirt) standing in a doorway. A banner on the wall behind reads "HAPPY BIRT[HDAY]".
Young man: THANKS MOM!
Woman (mom): OH I'M SURE IT'S HORSE PEE COMPARED TO THE OTHER GIFTS YOU GOT.
Caption (below panel): Moments later, wrist deep in horse urine, I realized it wasn't even my birthday.
Votey:
A close-up line drawing of the blonde woman with glasses, eyes closed and mouth open in a grin.
Woman: HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!
A young man with red-orange hair (in a blue shirt) holds a wrapped green-and-white gift box, facing a blonde woman with glasses (in a blue and green shirt) standing in a doorway. A banner on the wall behind reads "HAPPY BIRT[HDAY]".
Young man: THANKS MOM!
Woman (mom): OH I'M SURE IT'S HORSE PEE COMPARED TO THE OTHER GIFTS YOU GOT.
Caption (below panel): Moments later, wrist deep in horse urine, I realized it wasn't even my birthday.
Votey:
A close-up line drawing of the blonde woman with glasses, eyes closed and mouth open in a grin.
Woman: HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!
Alt text
A young man with red-orange hair in a blue shirt holds a wrapped green-and-white present, facing his blonde mother who wears glasses and stands in a doorway. A banner behind them reads 'HAPPY BIRT[HDAY]'. He says 'THANKS MOM!' and she replies 'OH I'M SURE IT'S HORSE PEE COMPARED TO THE OTHER GIFTS YOU GOT.' A caption beneath the panel reads: 'Moments later, wrist deep in horse urine, I realized it wasn't even my birthday.' Votey aftercomic: a rough close-up sketch of the smiling mother, eyes closed, exclaiming 'HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.