2003-07-08
Original: 2003-07-08 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Two astronauts in spacesuits stand on a reddish, rocky planetary surface, seen from behind.
Left astronaut: "WAIT A MINUTE! THIS ISN'T THE MOON! IT'S MARS!"
Right astronaut (pointing): "HOW ARE WE GOING TO BREAK IT TO THE PUBLIC?!"
Caption below panel: That's right, the moon landing was a fake!
Votey:
Close-up of one astronaut's helmet, drawn in a simple black-and-white style.
Astronaut: "WE HAVE DISAPPOINTED OUR SECRET REPTOID MASTERS."
Two astronauts in spacesuits stand on a reddish, rocky planetary surface, seen from behind.
Left astronaut: "WAIT A MINUTE! THIS ISN'T THE MOON! IT'S MARS!"
Right astronaut (pointing): "HOW ARE WE GOING TO BREAK IT TO THE PUBLIC?!"
Caption below panel: That's right, the moon landing was a fake!
Votey:
Close-up of one astronaut's helmet, drawn in a simple black-and-white style.
Astronaut: "WE HAVE DISAPPOINTED OUR SECRET REPTOID MASTERS."
Alt text
A webcomic. Two astronauts in spacesuits stand with their backs to us on a red, rocky landscape. The one on the left says, "Wait a minute! This isn't the moon! It's Mars!" The one on the right points and says, "How are we going to break it to the public?!" A caption below reads: "That's right, the moon landing was a fake!" In the votey aftercomic, a simple black-and-white close-up of an astronaut's helmet, the astronaut adds, "We have disappointed our secret reptoid masters."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.