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2003-07-24

Original: 2003-07-24 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Firefighter (holding a hose, wearing a red helmet): CAPTAIN! WE'VE RUN OUT OF WATER!
Captain (wearing a red helmet marked "FD", arms raised, surrounded by flames): WELL, ISN'T THERE ANY LIQUID WE CAN USE?!
Firefighter: *sigh* NOTHING BUT THE GAS IN THE TANK...
Captain: LET'S DO IT!

Votey:
Caption: ALL OF THOSE FIREMEN ARE DEAD NOW

Alt text

A firefighter holding a hose tells his captain, "Captain! We've run out of water!" The captain, in a red "FD" helmet with both arms raised amid roaring flames, replies, "Well, isn't there any liquid we can use?!" The firefighter sighs and says there's "nothing but the gas in the tank." In a close-up, the captain enthusiastically shouts, "Let's do it!" Votey: a plain caption reads, "All of those firemen are dead now," confirming they used gasoline to fight the fire and died.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.