2003-01-11
Original: 2003-01-11 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (main):
A Spider-Man-costumed figure swings into the scene, dramatically descending while another costumed figure (a blue-suited person) hangs upside down behind him.
Spider-Man (in speech bubble): "JUSTIIIIICE!"
Below, a man in a green shirt holds out a small box-like device toward another person whose head is obscured. A blonde woman in a blazer looks on with an alarmed expression.
Caption under panel (italic): What?
Caption below: Have you ever seen a spider shoot web out of its wrists?
Votey:
A bearded older man rests his head on his hand, looking unimpressed.
Handwritten text in a speech bubble above him: "SPIDERMAN IS UNREALISTIC."
A Spider-Man-costumed figure swings into the scene, dramatically descending while another costumed figure (a blue-suited person) hangs upside down behind him.
Spider-Man (in speech bubble): "JUSTIIIIICE!"
Below, a man in a green shirt holds out a small box-like device toward another person whose head is obscured. A blonde woman in a blazer looks on with an alarmed expression.
Caption under panel (italic): What?
Caption below: Have you ever seen a spider shoot web out of its wrists?
Votey:
A bearded older man rests his head on his hand, looking unimpressed.
Handwritten text in a speech bubble above him: "SPIDERMAN IS UNREALISTIC."
Alt text
Main comic: A person in a Spider-Man costume swings dramatically into frame shouting "JUSTIIIIICE!" in a speech bubble, with another costumed figure hanging upside down behind him. Below, a man in a green shirt holds out a small device while a startled blonde woman in a blazer watches. The italic caption reads "What?" followed by "Have you ever seen a spider shoot web out of its wrists?" — a deadpan complaint that Spider-Man's web-shooting wrists are biologically inaccurate. Votey (aftercomic): A bearded man rests his head wearily on his hand beneath a handwritten speech bubble reading "SPIDERMAN IS UNREALISTIC," his unimpressed expression underscoring the absurdity of nitpicking a superhero's realism.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.