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Wait

Original: Wait on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

The panel is entirely black (darkness); the characters are unseen. Only speech bubbles are visible.

First speaker (larger bubble): "WAIT A MINUTE! THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS \"STRAPLESS CROTCHLESS PANTIES\"! YOU'RE JUST NAKED!"

Second speaker (smaller bubble): "DAMN!"

Caption below the panel: "I was this close to never having to pay for lingerie again."

Votey:
The panel is again entirely black. A single speech bubble reads: "THEY'RE INVIIIIISIBLLLLLE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!"

Alt text

A comic told entirely on a black background, so the characters are invisible in the dark and only their white speech bubbles can be seen. A large bubble exclaims, "WAIT A MINUTE! THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS 'STRAPLESS CROTCHLESS PANTIES'! YOU'RE JUST NAKED!" A smaller bubble replies, "DAMN!" The caption beneath reads, "I was this close to never having to pay for lingerie again," revealing that the speaker was trying to pass off being naked as wearing nonexistent lingerie and just got caught. Votey: another all-black panel with a single speech bubble where someone, having been found out, drops to a ghostly sing-song dodge: "THEY'RE INVIIIIISIBLLLLLE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!"

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.