Rated
Original: Rated on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Man: I want to watch you make love to another man.
Panel 2:
Woman: You have a fetish for me cheating on you?
Man: No. For criticism.
Panel 3:
Man (covering his face, anguished): Awkward form! Bad angle! Totally predictable!
Panel 4:
Man (bald, hands on cheeks, distressed): This is two-star sex with my wife!
Votey:
Man (offscreen speech bubble): I never give a one because that's mean.
Man: I want to watch you make love to another man.
Panel 2:
Woman: You have a fetish for me cheating on you?
Man: No. For criticism.
Panel 3:
Man (covering his face, anguished): Awkward form! Bad angle! Totally predictable!
Panel 4:
Man (bald, hands on cheeks, distressed): This is two-star sex with my wife!
Votey:
Man (offscreen speech bubble): I never give a one because that's mean.
Alt text
A four-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: a balding man tells a woman, "I want to watch you make love to another man." Panel 2: the woman asks, "You have a fetish for me cheating on you?" He replies, "No. For criticism." Panel 3: the man clutches his face in anguish, shouting, "Awkward form! Bad angle! Totally predictable!" Panel 4: close on the man, hands pressed to his cheeks in dismay, declaring, "This is two-star sex with my wife!" The joke: he wants to watch so he can critique and rate the encounter like a reviewer. Votey (aftercomic): the man, speaking from offscreen, adds, "I never give a one because that's mean" — implying his lowest rating is two stars out of generosity.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.