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Great

Original: Great on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
[Two people lie in bed together after sex. One person, with curly dark hair and glasses, lies on their back looking dismayed. A second person, bald on top with a reddish-brown beard, leans over them with one hand resting on the first person's chest.]
Bearded person: THAT SEX WAS GREAT BUT IT WON'T SCALE.

Caption (below panel): Never sleep with a startup coworker.

Votey:
(THIS IS ALSO A GREAT WAY TO CONVINCE AN ENGINEER TO START AN ONLYFANS ACCOUNT)

Alt text

A webcomic panel shows two nude people lying together in a bed after sex, under teal blankets. On the left, a person with curly dark hair and glasses lies on their back with a dismayed expression. On the right, a person who is bald on top with a reddish-brown beard leans over them, resting a hand on their chest. The bearded person says in a speech bubble: "That sex was great but it won't scale." A caption beneath the panel reads: "Never sleep with a startup coworker." The joke uses startup/business jargon ("won't scale") as awkward post-sex pillow talk. Votey (aftercomic): a hand-drawn box of text reads: "(This is also a great way to convince an engineer to start an OnlyFans account)."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.