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Original: move on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Young man: Gramps, how do I, you know, do good... with the ladies?
Panel 2:
Elderly man (Gramps): You want to know THE SECRET NUMBER ONE ULTIMATE SEX MOVE?!
Young man: Yes
Panel 3:
Gramps: Take off her bra with one hand, then be at a liminal point in both your lives where you are experienced enough to relax but naive enough to be surprised, when you have no great burdens, responsibilities, or regrets, and so all your movements, all your thoughts coalesce into a single moment, soft yet permanent, that you know even then will remain perfect in both of your memories forever.
Panel 4:
Young man: What's the number two move?
Gramps: Shocker!
Votey:
Gramps: That's enough advice. Go away and please send Grammy in.
Young man: Gramps, how do I, you know, do good... with the ladies?
Panel 2:
Elderly man (Gramps): You want to know THE SECRET NUMBER ONE ULTIMATE SEX MOVE?!
Young man: Yes
Panel 3:
Gramps: Take off her bra with one hand, then be at a liminal point in both your lives where you are experienced enough to relax but naive enough to be surprised, when you have no great burdens, responsibilities, or regrets, and so all your movements, all your thoughts coalesce into a single moment, soft yet permanent, that you know even then will remain perfect in both of your memories forever.
Panel 4:
Young man: What's the number two move?
Gramps: Shocker!
Votey:
Gramps: That's enough advice. Go away and please send Grammy in.
Alt text
A four-panel comic. A young man with reddish hair asks his elderly grandfather (gray hair, glasses) how to do well with the ladies. The grandfather dramatically asks if he wants to know the secret number one ultimate sex move, and the young man says yes. The grandfather then delivers a long, wistful answer: take off her bra with one hand, then be at a liminal point in both your lives where you are experienced enough to relax but naive enough to be surprised, with no great burdens, responsibilities, or regrets, so all your movements and thoughts coalesce into a single perfect moment that will remain perfect in both of your memories forever. In the final panel the young man flatly asks what the number two move is, and the grandfather, gesturing enthusiastically, answers 'Shocker!' undercutting the tender philosophical speech with a crude joke. In the votey aftercomic, the grandfather's smiling face fills the panel as he says, 'That's enough advice. Go away and please send Grammy in.'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.