length
Original: length on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A laptop sits on a desk. On its screen is a yellow webpage with a "BUY NOW" button and an image of a sea cucumber. A speech bubble emanates from the laptop screen:
Voice (from the laptop/video): "OH, FEMALES SAY THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT SIZE AND LENGTH BUT YOU KNOW IF THEY DON'T SEE YOU EJECTING YOUR VISCERA AT LEAST SIX FEET THEY ARE LOOKING FOR THE NEXT GUY."
Caption (below panel): Sea Cucumber Youtube is about the same as human Youtube.
Votey:
A hand-drawn round, fuzzy sea cucumber sits looking content. A speech bubble from off-panel (or from the creature) reads: "I'm so lonely."
A laptop sits on a desk. On its screen is a yellow webpage with a "BUY NOW" button and an image of a sea cucumber. A speech bubble emanates from the laptop screen:
Voice (from the laptop/video): "OH, FEMALES SAY THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT SIZE AND LENGTH BUT YOU KNOW IF THEY DON'T SEE YOU EJECTING YOUR VISCERA AT LEAST SIX FEET THEY ARE LOOKING FOR THE NEXT GUY."
Caption (below panel): Sea Cucumber Youtube is about the same as human Youtube.
Votey:
A hand-drawn round, fuzzy sea cucumber sits looking content. A speech bubble from off-panel (or from the creature) reads: "I'm so lonely."
Alt text
A laptop on a desk shows a yellow webpage with a "BUY NOW" button and a small image of a sea cucumber. A speech bubble coming from the laptop screen, as if from a video, reads: "Oh, females SAY they don't care about size and length but you KNOW if they don't see you ejecting your viscera at least six feet they are looking for the next guy." A caption beneath reads: "Sea Cucumber Youtube is about the same as human Youtube" -- a parody of male-insecurity advice videos, where the sea cucumber version brags about ejecting its internal organs (a real defensive behavior). The votey panel is a simple hand-drawn round, fuzzy sea cucumber looking content, with a speech bubble reading "I'm so lonely."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.