brains
Original: brains on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Caption (top): HORROR MOVIE IDEA: ALL THE HEADLESS MEN FROM ROMANCE NOVEL COVERS ARE ALIVE AND OUT FOR REVENGE.
A shirtless, muscular, headless man (his neck ends in a stump) shouts.
Headless man: BRAAAINS!
Another shirtless, muscular, headless man points at him, correcting.
Second headless man: YOU COULD HAVE EMPHASIZED OUR BRAAIN!
Votey:
A shirtless, headless man speaks, his neck stump stitched closed.
Headless man: GLAD THEY LET ME KEEP MY CHIN, ANYWAY.
A shirtless, muscular, headless man (his neck ends in a stump) shouts.
Headless man: BRAAAINS!
Another shirtless, muscular, headless man points at him, correcting.
Second headless man: YOU COULD HAVE EMPHASIZED OUR BRAAIN!
Votey:
A shirtless, headless man speaks, his neck stump stitched closed.
Headless man: GLAD THEY LET ME KEEP MY CHIN, ANYWAY.
Alt text
A two-panel comic. A caption reads: "Horror movie idea: All the headless men from romance novel covers are alive and out for revenge." Two shirtless, muscular men with no heads stand together, their necks ending in stumps. One yells "BRAAAINS!" like a zombie. The other points at him and corrects: "You could have emphasized our BRAAIN!" -- since, being headless, they have no brains, only the lone surviving chin/neck below the stump. Votey (aftercomic): A close-up of a headless man's stitched-shut neck stump and lower jaw; he says, "Glad they let me keep my chin, anyway."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.