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Main comic: A single panel shows a woman, Eve, lounging on the grass in a green Garden of Eden. She delivers a skeptical rant: "I mean the whole thing is crazy. A lady made from a rib is tricked by a talking snake into eating magic fruit, and then she knows stuff? How does this explain transitional fossils? Wouldn't there be inbreeding problems?" A caption below reads: "Shortly after Eve ate the apple she became a skeptical materialist." The joke: eating the fruit of knowledge turns Eve into a science-minded skeptic who immediately picks apart the logic of her own origin story.

Votey: A long-necked serpent (drawn snake-like, almost dinosaur-shaped) leans in and says, "You should be more Bayesssssssian..." — the snake hisses the word 'Bayesian,' suggesting Eve should reason with Bayesian probability rather than flat skepticism.