ohyesrobot.ordoliberal.com

your-bit

Original: your-bit on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
First stork: WHATCHA DOING?
Second stork (head down, beak poking at small foil packets on the ground): MY PART.

Caption (below panel): Industrious storks spend their weekend time poking holes in condoms.

Votey:
A stork (shown close-up) speaking: OOH, THIS ONE'S STRAWBERRY FLAVOR!

Alt text

A two-panel comic plus a votey. Main panel: two storks stand in a marshy field by water under an orange-red sky. One stork on the left asks, "Whatcha doing?" The second stork on the right has its head bent down toward several small foil packets scattered on the ground and answers, "My part." A caption beneath reads: "Industrious storks spend their weekend time poking holes in condoms." The joke plays on the myth that storks deliver babies, implying the storks sabotage contraception to create demand for their work. Votey (bonus panel): a close-up line drawing of a stork's head exclaiming, "Ooh, this one's strawberry flavor!"

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.