ageless
Original: ageless on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A young man with red hair (in a dark blazer over a teal shirt) and a hooded figure (a woman with a long-nosed, witch-like face, grinning) are talking.
Man: WAIT, YOUR POISON APPLE CURSES PEOPLE TO FALL INTO AN AGELESS SLEEP?
Hooded woman: YES! UNTIL THEY ARE DELIVERED BY THE KISS OF A PRINCE, AHAHAHAHA!
Man: I AM PREPARED TO SECURE FOUR BILLION DOLLARS IN VENTURE CAPITAL.
Caption (below panel): The evil queen from Snow White works in cryonics now.
Votey:
A single panel showing a sketchy, doodle-like drawing of a face/figure.
Text (speech): WE CAN SCALE UP THE NUMBER OF PRINCES WITH MEAT BIOREACTORS.
A young man with red hair (in a dark blazer over a teal shirt) and a hooded figure (a woman with a long-nosed, witch-like face, grinning) are talking.
Man: WAIT, YOUR POISON APPLE CURSES PEOPLE TO FALL INTO AN AGELESS SLEEP?
Hooded woman: YES! UNTIL THEY ARE DELIVERED BY THE KISS OF A PRINCE, AHAHAHAHA!
Man: I AM PREPARED TO SECURE FOUR BILLION DOLLARS IN VENTURE CAPITAL.
Caption (below panel): The evil queen from Snow White works in cryonics now.
Votey:
A single panel showing a sketchy, doodle-like drawing of a face/figure.
Text (speech): WE CAN SCALE UP THE NUMBER OF PRINCES WITH MEAT BIOREACTORS.
Alt text
A red-haired young man in a blazer talks excitedly with a hooded, witch-faced woman (the evil queen from Snow White). She explains that her poison apple curses people to fall into an ageless sleep until awakened by a prince's kiss, cackling 'AHAHAHAHA!' The man, treating it like a startup pitch, declares: 'I am prepared to secure four billion dollars in venture capital.' A caption reads: 'The evil queen from Snow White works in cryonics now.' Votey (aftercomic): a rough doodle of a face with a speech bubble: 'We can scale up the number of princes with meat bioreactors.'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.