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ageless

Original: ageless on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:

A young man with red hair (in a dark blazer over a teal shirt) and a hooded figure (a woman with a long-nosed, witch-like face, grinning) are talking.

Man: WAIT, YOUR POISON APPLE CURSES PEOPLE TO FALL INTO AN AGELESS SLEEP?

Hooded woman: YES! UNTIL THEY ARE DELIVERED BY THE KISS OF A PRINCE, AHAHAHAHA!

Man: I AM PREPARED TO SECURE FOUR BILLION DOLLARS IN VENTURE CAPITAL.

Caption (below panel): The evil queen from Snow White works in cryonics now.

Votey:

A single panel showing a sketchy, doodle-like drawing of a face/figure.

Text (speech): WE CAN SCALE UP THE NUMBER OF PRINCES WITH MEAT BIOREACTORS.

Alt text

A red-haired young man in a blazer talks excitedly with a hooded, witch-faced woman (the evil queen from Snow White). She explains that her poison apple curses people to fall into an ageless sleep until awakened by a prince's kiss, cackling 'AHAHAHAHA!' The man, treating it like a startup pitch, declares: 'I am prepared to secure four billion dollars in venture capital.' A caption reads: 'The evil queen from Snow White works in cryonics now.' Votey (aftercomic): a rough doodle of a face with a speech bubble: 'We can scale up the number of princes with meat bioreactors.'

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.