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prove

Original: prove on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
An older bearded man (a professor) speaking to a nervous-looking female student: "I'm interested in your presentation on the nature of justice in relation to the carceral state, but could you first prove that we're all actually here in this room?"

Caption (below panel): Sometimes I wish I were a philosophy professor, just for the oral exams.

Votey:
A grinning face. Speech bubble: "If you can disprove existence we can take lunch early!"

Alt text

A philosophy oral exam. An older bearded male professor, hands clasped, addresses a young female student in a red sweater who covers her mouth nervously. He says: "I'm interested in your presentation on the nature of justice in relation to the carceral state, but could you first prove that we're all actually here in this room?" A caption below reads: "Sometimes I wish I were a philosophy professor, just for the oral exams." Votey: a close-up of a grinning face saying, "If you can disprove existence we can take lunch early!"

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.